Fort Vale Police Department
Chief Hootie B. Phish
There is probably a citation for that.
There is probably a citation for that.
Hootie wants a town he can manage and a police department that can keep its dignity. Wong regularly threatens both. Even after an extraordinary event, somebody has to explain the damage and apply the surviving ordinance.
He is low-key, detail-conscious, and capable of being petty. He can also be the person who correctly understands what happened.
A spectacular case may still end with an ordinary fine. Hootie would like everyone to understand that those are separate matters.
From the chief’s desk »Pictures, poses & expressions
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