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WONG GAI, P.I.A LATE-1990s ANIMATED MYSTERY COMEDY · FORT VALE, INDIANA
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COMPLETELY WONG.
FORT VALE GOT ON THE INTERNET IN 1997
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Chief Hootie B. Phish

There is probably a citation for that.

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Chief Hootie B. Phish
Chief Hootie B. Phish

There is probably a citation for that.

Hootie wants a town he can manage and a police department that can keep its dignity. Wong regularly threatens both. Even after an extraordinary event, somebody has to explain the damage and apply the surviving ordinance.

He is low-key, detail-conscious, and capable of being petty. He can also be the person who correctly understands what happened.

A spectacular case may still end with an ordinary fine. Hootie would like everyone to understand that those are separate matters.

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Chief Hootie B. Phish — Turnaround
Chief Hootie B. Phish — Turnaround
Turnaround
Chief Hootie B. Phish — Expressions 1
Chief Hootie B. Phish — Expressions 1
Expressions 1
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Chief Hootie B. Phish — Chief Hootie
Chief Hootie B. Phish — Chief Hootie
Chief Hootie
Chief Hootie B. Phish — From the chief’s desk
Chief Hootie B. Phish — From the chief’s desk
From the chief’s desk

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