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FORT VALE, INDIANA · DEPARTMENTAL INTERNET BULLETIN
FORT VALEPOLICE DEPARTMENT
Office of the Chief
Hootie B. Phish
PUBLIC INFORMATION / INTERNET COPYBULLETIN REVISION 05 · LATE-1990s RECORDS

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The Fort Vale Police Department provides statements and community notices through this Internet bulletin.

A published statement records what the department has established. It should be read in full before being quoted as confirmation of a theory.

Current bulletin index

Notices in this Internet bulletin
Web referenceSubjectPublic status
WEB-01Unauthorized entryUnauthorized entries reported. Mattress labels removed while valuables reportedly remained in place.Inquiry described in bulletin
WEB-02Reported donation shortageOriginal donation shortage under review. Later collection and conduct at that event recorded separately.Original figures unreconciled in this copy
WEB-03Unidentified figure / searchGai reports a moving figure after the prank’s organizers had left. Search initiated; no species finding issued.Identity and jurisdiction unestablished
WEB-04School answer-system records / 1997Submitted questions and displayed replies reportedly do not correspond. No responsible party identified in this notice.Record preservation notice
WEB-05Qualifying decision / public clarificationEvent officials’ ruling and Gai’s proposed exhibition described in public accounts. Cause of Hamill’s condition unestablished here.No medical finding issued by department

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This bulletin contains selected records from the late 1990s. It is not a live dispatch log.

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The local newspaper and private investigators may publish separate accounts. The department’s findings are stated in the departmental notices linked above.

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