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FORT VALE, INDIANA · DEPARTMENTAL INTERNET BULLETIN
FORT VALEPOLICE DEPARTMENT
Office of the Chief
Hootie B. Phish
PUBLIC INFORMATION / INTERNET COPYBULLETIN REVISION 05 · LATE-1990s RECORDS

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Instructions concerning the incidents included in this bulletin. A notice does not constitute a final determination of what occurred.

WEB-01 / COMMUNITY NOTICE

Unauthorized entry

Leave affected bedding undisturbed. Describe the condition in which it was found.

Unauthorized entries reported. Mattress labels removed while valuables reportedly remained in place.

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WEB-02 / COMMUNITY NOTICE

Reported donation shortage

Identify which collection a statement concerns. Retain accounting and surveillance material in its existing form.

Original donation shortage under review. Later collection and conduct at that event recorded separately.

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WEB-03 / COMMUNITY NOTICE

Unidentified figure / search

Remain clear of the search area. Distinguish a direct observation from an assumed identification.

Gai reports a moving figure after the prank’s organizers had left. Search initiated; no species finding issued.

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WEB-04 / COMMUNITY NOTICE

School answer-system records / 1997

Retain original disks and labels. Do not overwrite a file to make it agree with a displayed reply.

Submitted questions and displayed replies reportedly do not correspond. No responsible party identified in this notice.

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WEB-05 / COMMUNITY NOTICE

Qualifying decision / public clarification

Do not substitute an event ruling for a medical finding. Participants should understand and respond to the same proposal.

Event officials’ ruling and Gai’s proposed exhibition described in public accounts. Cause of Hamill’s condition unestablished here.

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