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FORT VALE, INDIANA · DEPARTMENTAL INTERNET BULLETIN
FORT VALEPOLICE DEPARTMENT
Office of the Chief
Hootie B. Phish
PUBLIC INFORMATION / INTERNET COPYBULLETIN REVISION 05 · LATE-1990s RECORDS

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Statements issued through the Office of the Chief. Read the full notice before citing a departmental conclusion.

WEB-01 / UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY

Department Investigates Burglaries; Residents Asked to Preserve Evidence

Unauthorized entries reported. Mattress labels removed while valuables reportedly remained in place.

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WEB-02 / REPORTED DONATION SHORTAGE

Missing-Donation Inquiry: Original Records and Subsequent Collection

Original donation shortage under review. Later collection and conduct at that event recorded separately.

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WEB-03 / UNIDENTIFIED FIGURE / SEARCH

Search Following Report of Unidentified Figure

Gai reports a moving figure after the prank’s organizers had left. Search initiated; no species finding issued.

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WEB-04 / SCHOOL ANSWER-SYSTEM RECORDS / 1997

Symposium Records: Preservation of Submitted and Displayed Material

Submitted questions and displayed replies reportedly do not correspond. No responsible party identified in this notice.

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WEB-05 / QUALIFYING DECISION / PUBLIC CLARIFICATION

Public Clarification Concerning Qualifying-Fight Accounts

Event officials’ ruling and Gai’s proposed exhibition described in public accounts. Cause of Hamill’s condition unestablished here.

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