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FORT VALE, INDIANA · DEPARTMENTAL INTERNET BULLETIN
FORT VALEPOLICE DEPARTMENT
Office of the Chief
Hootie B. Phish
PUBLIC INFORMATION / INTERNET COPYBULLETIN REVISION 05 · LATE-1990s RECORDS

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Summary entries for the incidents described in this Internet bulletin. These entries do not replace the full statements.

Notices in this Internet bulletin
Web referenceSubjectPublic status
WEB-01Unauthorized entryUnauthorized entries reported. Mattress labels removed while valuables reportedly remained in place.Inquiry described in bulletin
WEB-02Reported donation shortageOriginal donation shortage under review. Later collection and conduct at that event recorded separately.Original figures unreconciled in this copy
WEB-03Unidentified figure / searchGai reports a moving figure after the prank’s organizers had left. Search initiated; no species finding issued.Identity and jurisdiction unestablished
WEB-04School answer-system records / 1997Submitted questions and displayed replies reportedly do not correspond. No responsible party identified in this notice.Record preservation notice
WEB-05Qualifying decision / public clarificationEvent officials’ ruling and Gai’s proposed exhibition described in public accounts. Cause of Hamill’s condition unestablished here.No medical finding issued by department
WEB-01 / SUMMARY ENTRY

Unauthorized entry

Unauthorized entries reported. Mattress labels removed while valuables reportedly remained in place.

Disposition in this copy
Inquiry described in bulletin
Corresponding press release →
WEB-02 / SUMMARY ENTRY

Reported donation shortage

Original donation shortage under review. Later collection and conduct at that event recorded separately.

Disposition in this copy
Original figures unreconciled in this copy
Corresponding press release →
WEB-03 / SUMMARY ENTRY

Unidentified figure / search

Gai reports a moving figure after the prank’s organizers had left. Search initiated; no species finding issued.

Disposition in this copy
Identity and jurisdiction unestablished
Corresponding press release →
WEB-04 / SUMMARY ENTRY

School answer-system records / 1997

Submitted questions and displayed replies reportedly do not correspond. No responsible party identified in this notice.

Disposition in this copy
Record preservation notice
Corresponding press release →
WEB-05 / SUMMARY ENTRY

Qualifying decision / public clarification

Event officials’ ruling and Gai’s proposed exhibition described in public accounts. Cause of Hamill’s condition unestablished here.

Disposition in this copy
No medical finding issued by department
Corresponding press release →

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